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Onion in my Pocket
01:53
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I don't deserve your forgiveness
but I wish I did
I tell you I am sorry
and I really mean it
but it doesn't mean a thing
cause it doesn't fix a thing
so I carry an onion
oweeoooeeoo
and when I start to cry
nobody ask me why
an onion in my pocket
I must be careful not to drop it
unless it begins to rain
then I will have to explain.
If I were you I wouldn't want to
be friends with me
I know you're hurting still
and I've made you unhappy
I'd do it all again
and I'd make you my friend
but all I have in the end
oooweeoooeeooo
Chorus
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2. |
Too Young For You
02:01
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I think I've said too much,
don't listen to me, I'm drunk.
I wanna say what I really mean,
but I gotta wait til' you turn 18.
And I will see other people,
but I guarantee they won't be equal to you.
You think you know,
but you don't know me.
I'm so depressed,
but I know how to act funny.
And you will see other people,
but I guarantee they won't be equal to me.
Don't you wonder why I get upset
when you talk about girls?
Cus I wanna be with you,
too bad I have morals.
And I will wait for your birthday,
so I can finally say, "I love you."
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3. |
Fatboy
02:34
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I stare into your eyes and really try to see
but no matter how I look, I still seem so ugly
Fat boy, Fat boy
You look so sad when you smile and say hello
and I look even worse, that's when I have to go
Fat boy, Fat boy badadadadum (x2)
You do not want to kiss me
cause you no longer miss me
but how can I miss something that is not even there?
I talk to myself, it doesn't seem to help
what if you're not real? They can't know how I feel
Fat boy, Fat boy
I am here now, but soon I will be there
and you will be convinced that I do not care
Fat boy, Fat boy badadadadum (x2)
You do not want to kiss me
cause you no longer miss me
but how can I miss something that is not even there?
I stare into your eyes and really try to see
but no matter how I look, I still seem to ugly
Fat boy, Fat boy badadadadum (x3)
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4. |
Sour Grapes
01:50
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I DID NOT WRITE THESE LYRICS/ SONG
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5. |
Graveyard
02:38
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They used to call me Paul,
now I have no name at all.
I had a wife named Sue,
but she's lost her name too.
You are never alone
when you're in the graveyard.
I'm so lonely,
no one ever visits me.
The flowers have died,
and so have I.
There's nothing underneath the stones,
just broken bones.
I am so alone,
there's just the crows.
We'll be there too,
sometime soon.
There's nothing we can do,
we'll be just like Paul and Sue.
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6. |
To Laugh at Being Lonely
01:43
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I don’t have to know you for very long.
Just say that you like my favorite song
and if you pay for my pint
I will promise to spend the night
but don’t believe what I say
I will get out some way
Can’t trust myself and be responsible
It’s never intentional.
With a smirk on my face
I’m a well-composed headcase.
I try to trace the place where I got this taste.
but I put up a good front
act like a slut who’s set to self distruct
I’m a hopeless romantic who has
got herself stuck.
I don’t want to be replaced
cus I always get replaced.
It’s cus’ I’m too fake, it’s cus I’m too phony.
I just want you to love me
so I tell you that Im sorry
But I’m getting bored of the same exciting story
cus it’s getting old
to laugh at being lonely.
to laugh at being lonely.
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7. |
Strange Little Scene
02:41
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I don't really know what's happening
in this strange little scene,
but I know I'm happy for you to have met me.
I'm sorry to have made you worry.
She was just feeling a bit lonely.
I can still smell the makeup from last night.
I want you to know I made it home alright.
I'm sorry to have made you worry,
she was just feeling a bit lonely.
Everybody gets a bit lonely.
The whole world loves her,
but she never goes outside.
Everyone is listening,
but her words just run and hide.
She wears colors too beautiful to see
so when she walks past, she'll always be invisible.
How can someone so wonderful...
how can she be so invisible?
She'll never see just how lovely.
Or maybe that's just what she thinks?
Cus' we all know how lovely she is.
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8. |
Potato Head
03:39
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All he's ever done is warm seats with his bum.
He is a living, breathing potato.
All he's ever said were things they put in his head.
He is a walking, talking potato.
All he's ever seen is the golden screen:
the potato peeler.
But I'm a potato too,
and yes so are you.
It's true, sometime we're gonna get fried.
And we can postpone it,
but there's no way to own it.
Sometime we're all gonna get peeled.
And all she's ever been is a beauty queen,
but she still feels so ugly.
'Cus she's always looking for what's missing.
You can always find her chasing her shadow.
But I'm a potato too,
and yes, so are you.
It's true, sometime we're gonna get fried.
And we can postpone it,
but there's no way to own it.
Sometime we're all gonna get peeled.
And baked,
I'm gonna be burned.
People are potatoes,
people are peelers.
You don't want hairy skin,
believe me, it's not in.
I don't care how you remove it,
trust me it will be an improvement.
You don't want that as a reflection.
Don't worry, I have a suggestion.
Just use this, you'll feel on top.
You won't be able to stop.
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9. |
Found a Friend
03:44
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Why look for fairies in a beautiful garden?
The world is horrible.
Don't say that, you know it's wonderful.
That's easy for you to say.
You'll understand what I mean some day.
And I want to cry,
but I cant at this time.
You seem so strong,
and you always know how to deal.
I've just gotten good at pretending,
and now I'm too weak to show you how I feel.
That's easy for you to say.
You'll understand what I mean some day.
And I want to cry,
but I cant at this time.
I thought you had no problems,
and that you were happy.
But now I realize that you are just like me.
I know I made a mistake.
I know I am a jerk,
but your feelings were the last thing
I wanted to hurt.
When I heard the sad music,
coming from downstairs,
I desperately looked for my underwear.
I don't think that she noticed,
I don't think she was aware.
To be honest with you,
I don't think she ever cared.
Never again!
Never again!
I'll never sleep with my friend's ex-girlfriend.
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10. |
Music Snob
02:28
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I'm not a music snob,
but you're making it so hard.
It turns me off so much,
when you show me your IPod touch.
I want to love you,
but knowing what you listen to...
I'm afraid that it will never work.
I can't seem to forget,
even when we go to bed.
Nightmares of your iTunes,
I think I have to lose my friend.
Maybe you think I'm overreacting,
maybe you think I'm exaggerating?
Who's to say what's good and what isn't,
who's to say what is music?
Is this a realistic complaint?
Or an excuse why we shouldn't date?
I'll influence your music taste,
and put together a mix tape.
Will you like the songs I include?
Or say 'I do' to avoid being rude?
But it hurt when that didn't work.
I'm not a music snob,
but you're making it so hard.
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11. |
She's a Tease
02:35
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I don't mind if you don't like me,
but don't pretend like I'll get lucky.
I just want you to leave me alone.
I turn off my computer,
but then wait by the phone.
I know that you will never call me,
and if you did.. well then, I'd be unhappy.
All you've done is tease,
and promise to please.
I count down the days that I don't talk to you,
and then I cave in and ask what you're up to.
You just laugh and say, "Not much at all."
I hope you catch my heart, which soon will fall.
But I know that you will never call me,
and if you did.. well then, I'd be unhappy.
All you've done is tease,
and promise to please.
And I know that it was a fling.
And I know that I meant nothing.
But I always told the truth,
and that's why I lost you.
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12. |
Ugly Side of Things
02:43
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I want to have sex without the regrets, but I can't do it.
Because I always sleep with some creep just to prove it.
I know that you really loved me,
but my emotions were too clumsy.
I'll let them tie me up then..
then I'll cut them loose.
Romance is what I want,
but I still refuse.
I know that you really loved me,
but my emotions were too clumsy.
I thought I could handle hooking up,
without there being any love.
I know that you have none to give,
but I continue to pretend.
I like to think I'm pretty,
But inside I know I'm ugly.
I think that's why I see
only people who are worse than me.
I'm so alone,
so please take me home.
We'll go in your car,
please let's go far.
It is what it is,
and we know what it is:
The ugly side of things.
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